Having a dick is awesome. You get put it in stuff, feel its warm explosive ejaculation, and then whip it out too pee in the woods. It’s a liberating thing, owning a penis. So, why not make the most of it by having a little fun?
The fact of the matter is that only half the human population has a cock and you’re finally on the right side of the equation. No matter what society says, having a dirty dangler isn’t that bad. In fact, the following ideas could convince anybody that penile ownership is “all good.”
Fun things to do with your dick
Did you know that you can turn your tally-whacker into a toy? That’s right. Your twigs and berries are good for more than just getting in your way when you sit down. They’re also a source of entertainment and enjoyment if you know how to treat them right. I’ll bet you never learned this stuff in school.
Recess is a good time, but recreation is a party. So, transform your tool into a treat with these entertaining dick tricks:
#1. Masturbate Like There’s No Tomorrow
Jerking off isn’t hard to do, plus it’s good for your health. Back in the day, we used to get told that we would go blind or grow hairy palms if we touched ourselves. Now, we’re being told by doctors that it prevents several illnesses. In fact, there’s a clear link between masturbation and prostate cancer reduction.
On a less serious note, beating your meat feels pretty amazing. It also helps to eliminate stress, induce drowsiness, and pique a squashed appetite. So, even if you’re not in a relationship, it’s a good idea to pleasure your penis from time to time. If anyone asks why you’re so obsessed with self-satisfaction, tell just them you’ve found the fountain of youth.
#2. Use a Virtual Reality Sex Toy
Did you know that you can finally stop punishing your penis for all the things it can’t do? That’s because we’re living in a world with virtual reality. So, men can plunge their penises into high-tech sex toys to fulfill their fantasies without getting hurt, embarrassed, or married. Either way, most of the VR machines available today are compatible for couples.
VR sex lets you experiment safely in the comfort of your own home. It features 2D and 3D porn content from massive libraries and intuitive, ergonomic toys from well-known manufacturers. The sextech revolution is upon us and the future is now, folks. So, have some fun because ‘Weird Science’ is no longer science fiction.
#3. Make a Mold of It
Believe it or not, you’re not the only one who admires a good-looking dick. Your partner could love a handsome penis just the same, so turn your tool into a gift that keeps on giving. How? By creating a mold of it with the Clone-a-Willy Kit1 or DIY body molding materials.
High-quality molds of your penis feature the same great characteristics as your own – curves, veins, protruding heads, etc. You can even add special colors or a removeable vibrator if you get creative enough. Then, you can present the finished product as a gift to your horny partner the next time you’re about to leaving town.
#4. Man-Scape It Like You’re Vincent Van Gogh
There’s nothing better than a well-dressed dick, right? Well, that’s what most sexual partners think when they consider a fun, good-looking penis. They want something that appears ready for action, not recently dusted off from the attic of your underwear. In other words, take better care of your penis.
The act of practicing hygiene isn’t exactly fun but the outcome sure is. Manscaping also gives you a chance to try new things with your pubic hair. Do you want it short? Long? Shaved off? Beaded and braided? It’s up to you, but you should still try to have a good time while you’re creating a masterpiece.
#5. Play Dress Up with It
These days, you can do just about anything with your dick and nobody will think twice about it. The level of expressive freedom we now enjoy is pretty amazing, so take advantage. And hey, that sometimes means dressing up your penis in sexy or hilarious outfits. What’s wrong with that?
As a matter of fact, there’s an entire industry2 around dress-up dicks and it’s extremely popular among the BDSM community. You can sport suggestive costumes, slide a creative ring around the base, or even encase it in polished metal with a locking cock cage. Whatever the case, experiment with different looks until you find what you and/or your partner like. There are no rules here.
#6. Put It into a Penis Extender
You don’t need a short, slender penis to use the best penis extenders. In fact, a lot of men who are perfectly happy with their current “situation” end up using one just to see what happens. Most of the time, they achieve at least a few inches of penis growth over the course of a couple of months. That’s not bad for a fun experiment.
Good penis extension devices won’t hurt when you wear them. They won’t prevent you from going to the bathroom nor will they stop you from sitting down comfortably. You can’t have sex while you wear one though, and that can be anywhere from 1 or 2 hours to overnight. However, they use safe traction to grow your pole in the background, so why not?
#7. Plump with a Penis Pump
Even men with massive shlongs use penis pumps. Believe it or not, they’re extremely popular on porn movie sets and at underwear photoshoots. That’s because they bring blood to the surface and make the dick appear fuller and more erect. They also increase stamina and help prolong an erection.
Penis pumps can be a lot of fun because they increase surface sensitivity, which thereby makes your orgasms more intense. They’re quick to use, easy to maintain, and even kind of sexy if you let a partner do the pumping. Plus, these devices are generally safe when you use them in moderation. So, get a high-quality penis pump to prevent the need for excessive use.
#8. Track and Increase Your Stamina
Few men can last as long as they want to in bed, but that’s ok. Stamina is a subjective term that depends on how much you practice. So, turn your self-improvement plan into a game by carefully tracking your progress.
You can do this by timing how long it takes for you to ejaculate. Then, through penis pumping and masturbating, you can prolong each session with edging techniques and will power. After a while, you’ll start to see a big difference in how many things you can get away with in bed.
#9. Use It to Make Money
Have you ever thought about being a penis model? What about a web cam performer? Did you know that there’s a huge market for men who aren’t afraid to show off their junk? You can make major money doing it too.
For some men, the job is just a side gig that’s fun to do on the weekends. For others, it’s a full-time job that pays all the bills and then some. So, see how far you can get while raking in the dough, making fans, and having tons of fun.
There are several fun things to do with your penis if you’ve got a good imagination and an open mind. So, have a good time, be safe, and enjoy being a man.